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PostPost #1  Posted: Mon Jan 06, 2003 3:30 am    Post subject: New rules for Joke of the Day Reply with quote Back to top

NEW RULES:

One thread per day only. Put the date in the title of the thread.

If there's already a thread for today started, post there.

If there isn't, then you get to start your very own thread.

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You're welcome.

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PostPost #2  Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

just to re-iterate, PUT THE DATE IN THE TITLE OF THE POST.

one thread per day...

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PostPost #3  Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Oops. Forgot that. Sorry. Won't happen again. Indeed.

HEY!!! This is not the 'Valentine'-thread at all!
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PostPost #4  Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Izzy HaveMercy wrote:
Oops. Forgot that. Sorry. Won't happen again. i****d.

HEY!!! This is not the 'Valentine'-thread at all!


no problem Mr. Green Our fearless leader!

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PostPost #5  Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Sorry!

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PostPost #6  Posted: Wed Feb 05, 2003 6:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Ganith wrote:
Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

Sorry!

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PostPost #7  Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2003 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Gosh! I never read a thread if the title is not exciting!

xx-x-xx is not exciting, Quiffy! Can we at least add "xx-x-xx very nice joke"? Otherwise... Wierded Out
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PostPost #8  Posted: Sat Oct 04, 2003 11:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

dead inside wrote:
Gosh! I never read a thread if the title is not exciting!

xx-x-xx is not exciting, Quiffy! Can we at least add "xx-x-xx very nice joke"? Otherwise... Wierded Out

indeed you may... Wink
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PostPost #9  Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Bump,

or in other words:

One rule. That is all there is here in this forum. Just one, single, lonesome rule. Rolling Eyes (Where is Mark's head shaking emoticon when we need it?)

PS. You can edit the ttitles to your threads as needed.
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PostPost #10  Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

How about this one....
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PostPost #11  Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Hom_Corleone wrote:
How about this one....
We are not worthy! I like it.
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PostPost #12  Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:32 pm    Post subject: oct-11 Reply with quote Back to top

I don't agree to the rules of "The Joke of the Day".

I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.

Can exceptions be made?


Of course, this is a joke.

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PostPost #13  Posted: Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Luis, you witty Fuderrro Wink
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PostPost #14  Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:33 am    Post subject: Re: oct-11 Reply with quote Back to top

lumano wrote:
I don't agree to the rules of "The Joke of the Day".
I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.

Being 5 hours behind most of the masses, I've found a way of getting around this is - post your joke at 7pm your time. That way most of Albion is safely tucked up in their little beds, you've got your joke in first, and by the time the rest of the HLers are busy venting their spleen at the fact that you got in there first, and that you told the joke about the 3 rabbis and a sheep in a vat of Swarfega, you're safely asleep and therefore immune to the tirade of fuddery that will doubtless ensure Laughing
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PostPost #15  Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 9:40 am    Post subject: Re: oct-11 Reply with quote Back to top

EvilBastard wrote:
lumano wrote:
I don't agree to the rules of "The Joke of the Day".
I am 6 hours behind you, by the time I start my day, you are almost having dinner.

Being 5 hours behind most of the masses, I've found a way of getting around this is - post your joke at 7pm your time. That way most of Albion is safely tucked up in their little beds, you've got your joke in first, and by the time the rest of the HLers are busy venting their spleen at the fact that you got in there first, and that you told the joke about the 3 rabbis and a sheep in a vat of Swarfega, you're safely asleep and therefore immune to the tirade of fuddery that will doubtless ensure Laughing


Laughing

I can now safely admit, that I committed the crime of pre-posting a joke once or twice already. It is just so annoying if you have a good joke lined up and you have to wait one day more.
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