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Being645
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PostPost #1  Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 12:46 pm    Post subject: Bargain Reply with quote Back to top

somwhat ...well, if the print were made of gold foil ... Laughing ...

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This LP is in excellent clean condition with a few very minor surface scratches that you have to look hard to see.
The cover is in very good condition with some minor shelfwear and small creases.

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PostPost #2  Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

meringue place, somethings never change Neutral
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PostPost #3  Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 10:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Sie ist aus Deutscland.
ye know, zwie peanuts walking down die strasse ... and one was salted.
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PostPost #4  Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

James Blast wrote:
meringue place, somethings never change Neutral

Error.

Bartek wrote:
Sie ist aus Deutscland.
ye know, zwie peanuts walking down die strasse ... and one was salted.

How funny, I guess the other nut came from Poland and was driven over ... Razz Laughing ...
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PostPost #5  Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

no, other peanut was from Poland and came to Dutschland to steal all your cars. and rape your gradmas. and your dogs too. and pisss on your lawns.
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PostPost #6  Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I hope everyone is playing nice here?
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PostPost #7  Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 12:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

markfiend wrote:
I hope everyone is playing nice here?


I guess this is the 'better' joke of the day! Wink
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PostPost #8  Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

it's always fun to play with national stereotypes.
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PostPost #9  Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Bartek wrote:
no, other peanut was from Poland and came to Dutschland to steal all your cars. and rape your gradmas. and your dogs too. and pisss on your lawns.


Error, it came to Germany and told my grandma: "I've got a ring for you ..." SurprisedSurprisedSurprised ...

Fortunately she was from near Walcz, so she knew the plot ... Laughing ...
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