THE place for your Sisters-related comments, questions and snippets of Sisters information. For those who do not know, The Sisters of Mercy are a rock'n'roll band. And a pop band. And an industrial groove machine. Or so they say. They make records. Lots of records, apparently. But not in your galaxy. They play concerts. Lots of concerts, actually. But you still cannot see them. So what's it all about, Alfie? This is one of the few tightly-moderated forums on Heartland, so please keep on-topic. All off-topic posts will either be moved or deleted. Chairman Bux is the editor and the editor's decision is final. Danke.
Pista
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21 Mar 2013, 12:18
Feeling slightly inspired by this
http://www.myheartland.co.uk/viewtopic. ... 687#597687
I thought why not collect as many quips from
in one place?
Sarcastic, snarky & just plain odd. There are a fair few.
Enjoy the puppet show (reference to DM at Crystal Palace 93)
This one's for all the students on the balcony. It's called Amphetamine Logic.....it's about......logic (Newcastle 85)
Got any gems you can think of?
*prepares for thread to sink without a trace*
LyanvisAberrant
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21 Mar 2013, 12:21
Well, there
is a One-liners section of the Official website...
But who really goes there?
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
Memnarch
Road Kill
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21 Mar 2013, 12:25
It's not my fault I'm a skinny bastard... I was born looking like this
LyanvisAberrant
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21 Mar 2013, 12:26
Q: What do you do when you get nervious?
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
Pista
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21 Mar 2013, 12:47
We are the light at the end of your sorry little tunnel (London 98)
markfiend
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21 Mar 2013, 13:40
"This is a song about cars, speed, speed and more speed. But above all, it's about speed. This is called Heartland."
The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt.
Dan
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21 Mar 2013, 14:58
"All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
Being645
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21 Mar 2013, 15:04
Dan wrote: "All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
... when did he say that?
Quiff Boy
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21 Mar 2013, 15:22
What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Pista
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Dan
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21 Mar 2013, 15:36
Being645 wrote: Dan wrote: "All the ugly people in the balcony. All the SERIOUSLY UGLY people in the balcony. All the ugliest people I've even SEEN in the balcony."
... when did he say that?
Gent, 16 May 1991, after the last song.
EvilBastard
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21 Mar 2013, 15:39
From the NEC in '93:
"Your problem is that you were always 10 years too early" (after playing intro to 1959, before launching into 1969)
"Shut up!" (silencing the silly people who didn't think that
's
a capella rendition of Stop Dragging My Heart Around was worth the entrance fee)
"I won't go down in history, but I probably will go down on your sister."
radiojamaica
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21 Mar 2013, 18:01
from that Chicago, Riviera show (1/10/1999) that popped up on dime a week ago:
in dub we trust
Pista
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21 Mar 2013, 18:16
We are Near Meth Experience & we are going to trash all your favourite songs
czuczu
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21 Mar 2013, 18:50
I was one of the ugly people in the balcony
It wasn't really a balcony but it was the outside bit of the cycle track in a velodrome.
And it was the best show they ever played, so there!
LyanvisAberrant
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21 Mar 2013, 19:00
This is a song about Drugs and buildings... Drugs.... But mostly buildings
A man with a fictitious grin pondered the terrain in which he flooded with anguish, for this is England. The lion cannot be tamed, this is the game.
Being645
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21 Mar 2013, 19:03
czuczu wrote:
I was one of the ugly people in the balcony
It wasn't really a balcony but it was the outside bit of the cycle track in a velodrome.
And it was the best show they ever played, so there!
...
... so what was the matter there? Did you all wear beetroot-coloured shirts with a golden "Wayne Forever" print ...
Dan
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21 Mar 2013, 19:31
"This is from our next album `Butt f**k Parlour Time` "
radiojamaica
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21 Mar 2013, 20:19
Dan wrote: "This is from our next album `Butt f**k Parlour Time` "
Yeah, that was one of the better
in dub we trust
DOZMEISTER
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21 Mar 2013, 20:24
Think it was Amsterdam 83 just before Emma-
Pista
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21 Mar 2013, 20:27
DOZMEISTER wrote: Think it was Amsterdam 83 just before Emma-
& in Newcastle 85
"Song for Europe.."
Pista
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21 Mar 2013, 20:37
Simmer down, simmer down.....SHUT UP!
stufarq
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22 Mar 2013, 00:11
"Mumble mumble mumble mumble."
Most shows from the last ten years.
Any more of that and we'll be round your front door with the quick-setting whitewash and the shaved monkey.
Pista
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22 Mar 2013, 00:20
stufarq wrote: "Mumble mumble mumble mumble."
Most shows from the last ten years.
Dan
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22 Mar 2013, 03:24
Pista wrote: DOZMEISTER wrote: Think it was Amsterdam 83 just before Emma-
& in Newcastle 85
"Song for Europe.."
& at some other gig, can't remember which
"This song was written by a bald man."
Then later in the same gig before Gimme Shelter
"This was written by a bald man too."
in one place?
