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Charlie wrote:Greggs bakery in sausage shocker :innocent: :lol:
:lol:
I saw a tweet yesterday saying they missed a trick by not including the three pies men.
:notworthy: :notworthy: :lol:
markfiend wrote: Christians in "no sense of humour" shock ;D ;D ;D
Indeed!
Greggs probably knew exactly what they were doing, they knew a few people would complain - gets them loads of publicity!
And i bet a few complainers still went in for a jumbo sausage this morning!! :lol: :lol:
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Pista wrote:♫ In the Navy. Join up & learn to fly. ♫
♫ In the Navy. & draw a penis in the sky ♫
Boys and their big toys!
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So Charles Manson died

I thought it would probably be a bit poor taste to start a "RIP" thread.
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markfiend wrote:So Charles Manson died

I thought it would probably be a bit poor taste to start a "RIP" thread.
as i've said elsewhere, a racist, hillbilly psychopath who having wildly misinterpreted a faily poor beatles song about a faiground ride decided to murder some innocent glitterati and try to start a race war. a bad advert for LSD. oh dear, how sad, never mind. :roll:
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And I knew the words to every song.
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Surprisingly i thought he had died years ago. :roll:
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Darwin award winner 2017? :roll: :eek:
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Okay Nick. I've got your back. BZZZZZZTTTTT!!
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While the world continues to battle the tide of fake news, in China, they have started fake zoos
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faking things in Asia is too common and expected all over those countries :lol:
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Plans to introduce a frowning pile of poo emoji have been dumped
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Writer goes to troll level platinum on TripAdvisor
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Pista wrote:Writer goes to troll level platinum on TripAdvisor
Genius :lol:
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Well we're still EU citizens and England isn't! But we're exiting the EU the same as the rest of the UK. Except we're not because Scotland, England or Wales can't continue to be EU citizens. And we're still in the Single Market except we're not. Except when we are. I give it a couple of years before it all goes to hell... :urff:
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Bakery firm asks customers to post pictures of their crumpets online. What could possibly go wrong?
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Pista wrote:Bakery firm asks customers to post pictures of their crumpets online. What could possibly go wrong?
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Dear parents. As you know, Friday is christmas jumper day, so here's a helpful picture of some deer fcuking
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Pista wrote:Dear parents. As you know, Friday is christmas jumper day, so here's a helpful picture of some deer fcuking
... :lol: ... honi soit qui mal y pense ...
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Note that all four reindeer figures seem to be male (from the antlers) :lol:
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This just in from the Alanis Morissette news desk.
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Pista wrote:This just in from the Alanis Morissette news desk.
the council wrote:This morning’s over 50s session has been cancelled and the situation will be reviewed later today."
... :lol: :lol: :lol: ... who if not those over 50 should be able to cope with a little ice and snow ... but hell ... :lol: :lol: :lol: ...
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Does this float your Gravy boat?

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